// Copyright (C) KENOVA Technologies
// By Sameer Varshney
// Dated: April 26, 2006
//
// This file is designed to keep the list of possible quotes. 
//
// A unique no will be generated for a day basis and hence 
// the quote for 1 day will always be fixed. This means the site will show 
// new quote daily basis and not on everytime refreshing the page.
// Unique no generated will be calcualed on the basis of total no. of 
// days till today from 01/01/(current year).

<!--
var quote_nos = 23;
var quote_text = new Array ();
var quote_by = new Array ();

quote_text[0] = "In heaven all the interesting people are missing.";
quote_by[0] = "Friedrich Nietzsche";
quote_text[1] = "Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.";
quote_by[1] = "Kurt Vonnegut";
quote_text[2] = "Learn from yesterday, live for today, dream for tomorrow.";
quote_by[2] = "Sameer Varshney";
quote_text[3] = "The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.";
quote_by[3] = "Joan Borysenko";
quote_text[4] = "The purpose of life is a life of purpose.";
quote_by[4] = "Robert Byrne";
quote_text[5] = "Life is a maze in which we take the wrong turn before we have learnt to walk.";
quote_by[5] = "Cyril Connolly";
quote_text[6] = "Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.";
quote_by[6] = "Albert Einstein";
quote_text[7] = "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.";
quote_by[7] = "Robert Frost";
quote_text[8] = "Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.";
quote_by[8] = "Mahatma Gandhi";
quote_text[9] = "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.";
quote_by[9] = "Albert Einstein";
quote_text[10] = "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.";
quote_by[10] = "Robert Frost";
quote_text[11] = "The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.";
quote_by[11] = "Franklin P. Jones";
quote_text[12] = "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? ";
quote_by[12] = "Jean Cocturan";
quote_text[13] = "It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.";
quote_by[13] = "Darrin Weinberg";
quote_text[14] = "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the troublsome transition.";
quote_by[14] = "";
quote_text[15] = "Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.";
quote_by[15] = "";
quote_text[16] = "Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.";
quote_by[16] = "";
quote_text[17] = "It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.";
quote_by[17] = "";
quote_text[18] = "Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.";
quote_by[18] = "";
quote_text[19] = "Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.";
quote_by[19] = "";
quote_text[20] = "Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.";
quote_by[20] = "";
quote_text[21] = "Forgive your enemies but remember their names.";
quote_by[21] = "";
quote_text[22] = "The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.";
quote_by[22] = "";




//var i = Math.round((quote_nos-1)*Math.random());

//Show fixed quote for a day
ndq= new Date();
var one_dayq=1000*60*60*24; //Set 1 day in milliseconds
tdq = new Date(ndq.getYear(), ndq.getMonth()+1, ndq.getDate()+1);
fdq = new Date(ndq.getYear(), 01, 01);
nodaystilltodayq = Math.ceil((tdq.getTime() - fdq.getTime())/(one_dayq));
var iq = (Math.round(nodaystilltodayq/quote_nos) - (nodaystilltodayq/quote_nos));
iq = Math.round(quote_nos*iq);
if (iq<0) { iq = 0-iq; }

document.write('<span class="aphorism">'+quote_text[iq] + '</span><br><span class="aphorismby">- '+quote_by[iq] + '</span>');
//-->